K9Bella – A Social Networking Cocker Spaniel

We’ve started a movement…join us now or be overtaken.
Image source (http://www.cafepress.com/dogs_of_war.148927739) 

1. Don’t insult me by asking…I AM housebroken.
2. Never desired to have kids…was spayed years ago.
3. Socks Rock!!!
4. Only humans would be stupid enough to celebrate with explosives (hate fireworks).
5. Not a big drinker. 
6. I prefer to drink fresh, “spring” water….that is rain collected outside my house in Spring, Tx.
7. Killed a bird once…and enjoyed it. (Like my master RxMike…I despise birds).
8. Take nerve pills when the family comes over (again, like my master RxMike).
9. If I were human, I would probably be a nudist. I hate wearing clothes, bandanas, antlers, etc.
10. I judge people within 5 minutes of meeting them (a dog’s nose & a human’s scent never lie).
11. My Granny (MayBelle) takes really good care of me when RxMike is traveling. We’ve got secrets that will go to our graves.
12. Don’t play well with others.
13. I am a huge Astros fan…that’s right – I like baseball even if I’m not chasing the ball.
14. I enjoy taking my weekly bath.
15. I’m on to the Dog Whisperer…he is behind a huge conspiracy to take over the world and he simply decided to start of with dogs and “hone his manipulative skills.”

Since my master (RxMike) is spendin’ so much time online these days, I’ve decided to enter the world of social media myself. That’s right – who ever said a cocker spaniel shouldn’t have their own blog?

I’m gonna keep it real on here.
You will see the world from a whole new perspective.
One that’s roughly 10 inches off the ground.

Later.